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Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.
...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.
by Kaji February 28, 2004
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put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!
by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003
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1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.
by LRS April 02, 2004
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Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)
I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!
by Buht Sechs November 02, 2003
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