Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)
I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!
by Buht Sechs November 02, 2003
Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.
...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.
by Kaji February 28, 2004
put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!
by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003