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4.
Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)
I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!
by Buht Sechs November 02, 2003
 
1.
Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.
...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.
by Kaji February 28, 2004
 
2.
vagina
put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!
by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003
 
3.
1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.
Lick MAH bearded oyster!
by LRS April 02, 2004