Top Definition
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
by Rob October 29, 2004
The name given to an supplementary sports betting account in another person's name. This person would ideally be a muggy individual.
eg. 1
Can anyone get me on at 66s?

Yes I can have a try in my Stan James beard.

eg. 2
How are your bet365 accounts?

My first two were closed, but I've just set up a beard.
#betting #scam #winning #bookies #punting #punt
by Hosey33 December 02, 2013
Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.
You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.
by shup July 07, 2004
exclamation of surprise
beards! my cunny has fallen off
by gruddo April 20, 2004
Psedonym for Commander Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. The name originated from the observation that if Riker has a beard in any given episode, that episode will be a good one (and, consequently, a beard-less Riker indicates a sub-par episode). Over time, "Beard" came to replace Riker's name, in that he can be referred to simply as "Beard" (or, the less cool-sounding, "The Beard")
Nobody messes with Beard, not even Picard.

Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.

Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!
#star trek #riker #beard #sci-fi #tng #facial hair
by Hewoah August 11, 2010
A beard is any opposite sex escort taken to a event, on a date, or claims to be his "girlfriend" to give the homosexual counterpart the false appearance of being straight
Cayla doesn't know that she is actually jack's beard... but everyone else does....
#gay #beard #jack #fake #sex
by LemurLORD June 24, 2011
A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.
What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob
by the_beardly_one January 23, 2005
A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.
Bare beard, babe.
#a #b #c #d #e #f
by gremly May 17, 2011
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