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Ultra cool, to be bearded and cool.
That is total Beard dude...beard.

That dude over there is beard, those other dudes are baldchins.
by Monkey-Ronin February 03, 2010
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Psedonym for Commander Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. The name originated from the observation that if Riker has a beard in any given episode, that episode will be a good one (and, consequently, a beard-less Riker indicates a sub-par episode). Over time, "Beard" came to replace Riker's name, in that he can be referred to simply as "Beard" (or, the less cool-sounding, "The Beard")
Nobody messes with Beard, not even Picard.

Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.

Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!
by Hewoah August 11, 2010
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A beard is any opposite sex escort taken to a event, on a date, or claims to be his "girlfriend" to give the homosexual counterpart the false appearance of being straight
Cayla doesn't know that she is actually jack's beard... but everyone else does....
by LemurLORD June 24, 2011
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its a common expression used back in 1994-1999 meaning yeah whatever, you're talking shit, i dont believe you.
Your friend comes up with the biggest load of bullshit ever and you dont believe him, so to let him know that you think he's tlaking shit, you have to sort of stroke your chin and say the word beard while you doit.
by sikbreed May 22, 2006
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A pain in the ass, a ball-ache, a hassle, an inconvenience. An activity or person that, frankly, you just can't be arsed with.
Scenario 1:

Student A: I've got two assignments in for Monday and I haven't started either

Student B: That is such a Beard.

Scenario 2:

Gentleman 1: Yo, Mike, I can't come to the game tonight. My ex wants to come over and go through the divorce papers

Gentleman 2: What a beard....
by Flashback38 July 29, 2011
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Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.
You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.
by shup July 07, 2004
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Part of a phrase that can be applicable to multiple situations, usually referring to a frustrating, bad or unlikely scenario.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you wanna hit the library tomorrow? It'll be fun!"

Person 2: "Oh Beard.."
by GrizzlyAdamsHadABeard February 22, 2011
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