Beard Trustworthiness is used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is.
Goatee + Mustache
Full Mustache aka The Wilford Brimley
Cop Mustache aka The Burt Reynolds
Chin Strap aka The Abe, The Lincoln
Chin Tuft + Mustache aka The Colonel Sanders
Sans Mustache aka Amish Beard
Curly Mustache aka The Handlebar
The Horseshoe aka The Hogan
Unkempt Beard aka The Homeless Beard
Soul Patch aka The Landing Strip
Patchy Beard aka The Sidney Crosby
Pencil Thin Chin Strap
Pencil Thin Mustache aka The John Waters, The Joe Jackson
L: How do you know you can trust that guy?
E: Dude he has a philosopher's beard, thats the second most trustworthiness beard on the Beard Trustworthiness chart that there is!