Girls can have the deformity too.
And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.
Doctor: It's a girl.
Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!
Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.
D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...
BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.
2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby