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1.
hairy nipples
It's a nasty feeling to accidentally feel a girl's bear tits in the dark.
by anamigo June 24, 2010
 
2.
A slightly less offensive substitute for "bullshit".
The <favored home team> lost the <big game> to the <hated underdogs>!? Bear tits!
by Permanenthursday January 22, 2010