Verb. A "Bear Trap" is performed when one guy walks up to his friend, and, instead of conventionally punching his friend in the nuts, surprises him by clenching onto one's testicles and twisting and crushing said gonads. -WARNING: Considered VERY painful, somewhat homosexual, and highly unsuggested to be performed upon chicks. Yeah... bad idea.
"I made a bet with my friend Josh, and he has two days to pay me back that 5 spot I loaned him or I get to bear trap the holy f#$%ing Jesus out of him... unresisted! Sweet!"-Me

"So that's why you're working out..."-Sister
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When performing 69 for a girl, the man sneezes thereby startling the girl who bites down on the defenseless wang as a reflex.
James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.
by Dougie February 05, 2004

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A bitch with braces.
When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.
by Greg December 18, 2003

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A sexual act in which a male double fish hooks a female's butt hole, and while spreading it open to the maximum gape, the man lowers one testicle into the cavernous sphincter. When the testicle is in place, release the hooks and the sphincter clamps down onto the sack like a bear trap.
In order to reach climax, I utilized the bear trap technique with my girlfriend.
by ben187 May 05, 2005

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When a man places his balls inside the anus of another person. The pressure around then simulates the sensation of a bear trap around ones balls.
I hooked up with this slut and she totally got me in a bear trap. My balls still hurt.
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Taking a beer bottle cap, slightly bending it like a taco then position it in your hand between your thumb and pointer finger. Wait for an unsuspecting victim to walk by and without warning, pinch the cap the rest of the way closed on the victims nipple while screaming " Watch out for that Bear Trap!"

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Sam: Why is Clint crying so hard?

Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom

Sam: Looks crutial !

Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...
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verb: To give someone a massive amount of hickeys along their neck...the marks left look like someone fell into one.
One night, this girl and a guy got really hot and heavy and he totally beartrapped her because she's got a ring of hickeys around her neck.
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A woman who wears braces.
Damn that beartrap Kasie made me bleed...What a bitch.
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