The bearer of the bangs has NO clue how weird they look and believe that it is beautiful. Style sighted only in the southern states. Called "The" bear claw also referred to as "Mall Hair".
Yeah, even the waiter.
Frank better buy a size larger next time. He may inadvertently produce a bear claw.
"You see the way she's bearclawing those nachos??? She's going to dutch oven the entire room!"