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A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.
Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!
by InfectedBoot July 02, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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