The town that you can't find on the map. Also the place you can't wait to escape. We don't call it "B-town," because it's Bealeton. The 'B' actually stands for "Boring."
Hey man lets smoke up, because Bealeton is so boring we have nothing else to look forward to.
by Comptondoesitbetter March 10, 2011
A place where there is nothing to do, it smells like cow poop almost always, and there are some pretty ghetto neighborhoods in Bealeton.
Man, Bealeton is boring!
by K Tay January 28, 2009