Urban Dictionary: Beached White Male

1.	Beached White Male
	Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability. BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking". Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one! buy beached white male mugs & shirts unemployed whitey dead suite walking damn shame jobless bum hasbeen toast washed up economy by Tenacious Faulker Apr 26, 2011 add a video