The very tan guy who looks like he has been working out maybe 5-6 years but its actually more like 10,DO NOT touch his plates,he wears a yankees shirt,hat and windbreaker pants everyday,he can be seen 4 feet from any mirror admiring the fact HIS CALF MUSCLES ARE FUCKIN BLOWIN UP BRO!!
by JesseHawk November 22, 2006
When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.
What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.
by Pikaderp August 06, 2015