- Oldest university of Texas (est. in 1845)
- NOT ALL OF US ARE BAPTIST
- located in the 19th poorest city
- Home of the NCAA Champs womens basketball team
- BU 35 vs. A&M 34 (OT) in football
- girls out number guys 60% to 40%
- we suck at football but we know how to party
- SSSS to UT, TTU, and A&M
- only private university in the BIG 12
- we have 2 Olympians
- Michael Johnson (one of the fastest men in the world) is an alumni
- no such thing as Coke or Pepsi on campus
- freshman (the Baylor Line) run onto the football field before every home game
- we have the largest independent stage production, put on by the students---SING!
(Apparantly Baylor is the Alma Mater of That Super Guy's boss which would explain his ridiuclous rant)
There are many sons and daughters of the wealthy, but Baylor's generosity in financial aid has balanced the student population into a more diverse institution economically and racially. Recently, Baylor has gone through a period of rapid expansion and is making great strides to become a Tier 1 University. It hat also managed to have great success with athletics (barring Football). All of this without compromising the core integrity if its Christian values.
Many argue that Waco is the worst college town in the Big 12 conference, and there is more to substantiate that than not. However, many students who attend Baylor choose to define themselves and their college experience as greater than a drunken stooper. I personally have seen the Baylor students take the initiative to help and love the Waco population more so than I have seen anywhere else.
So, if you define yourself as a Temperate, loving person who would rather take a weekend to take care of the poor rather than get wasted at a party, then come to Baylor.
Texas A&M student:drunk as hell "...and then I poked the cow with my finger and it FELL OVER oh..my...god it was AMAZING! Let's have sex!"
UT Austin student:obviously suffering from an inferiority complex " ...so out football team was like BOOM, and then out baskeball team was like bam, and I was like 'Yeah, that's right we're TEXAS' cus' I go to F&%#ING UT BABY!"
Texas Tech student: "oh s&%$... remeber that janitor I though was cute...I think he gave me herpies"
Baylor University student: "um...I spent saturday at a homeless shelter and then had some drinks with some friends that evening...then I went to church and studied on sunday..."
Baylor fans are true sports fans! Even though Baylor is not the best in all sports, its fans still are faithful and never give up. Besides that, Baylor is second in most Big XII titles.
Baylor has the most beautiful campus in all of Texas. The Baylor Science Building(BSB), Patt Neff, and the Student Life Center(SLC), even add to the beauty. The SLC also holds the tallest rock wall in all of Texas.
Unlike Texas and Texas A&M, Baylor is working to be Ivy League-like and one of the top research schools in the nation by 2012.
Baylor's acceptance rate in 2009 - 34%. Texas - 51%.
Also home to that Good Ol' Baylor Line.
Also, Baylor in the early 1930's killed an aggie during a fight during homecoming. The Baylor student beat the aggie with a fence post in the most christian way possible until the aggie died. What a glorious day in Baylor history.
Baylor actually has an intimadating mascot. Unlike Texas, TTU, Oklahoma, and A&M.
Alumni - Jeff Dunham, 3 governors of Texas, Michael Johnson, the director who directed The Blind Side, Willie Nelson, and a girl off the office.
Mom & Dad: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Person: Just kidding! Im going to BAYLOR UNIVERSITY!
Mom & Dad: We raised you well!
i think i'll just drive an hour to UT and party there!