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Bawls Guarana is the best thing that has happened in our time of drinks, this 1337 drink is the best tasting and least expensive of all energy drinks and it comes in a kick ass bottle. I drink like 30 a week.
Bawls is the best drink for anyone.
by Doh Nuts 13 December 20, 2004
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High caffeine Guarana beverage. Contains 80mg of caffeine per 12 oz. Blue bottle, odd little bumbs for grip, fizzy and decent tasting.
So I gave her kid a Bawls and it blew up. What man? Caffeine is teh own.
by anonymous April 25, 2003
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Highly caffinated energy drink that is almost required for a good LAN Party. The beverage is contained in a pretty blue bottle that has bumps for grip. Perfect for playing UT 2004, NFSUG, or any other LAN Party game.
I drank 10 bottles of Bawls at the LAN Party
by bOb_ the definer March 06, 2005
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BAWLS is a highly caffinated energy drink. One bottle of BAWLS Guarana (10oz.) has 120 calories. Bawls Guaranexx (10oz.) has 0 calories. BAWLS Guarana has 80mg of caffeine per 12 oz. It is made from guarana and tastes most closely to 7up or Sprite, but should be tried anyway if neither of those drinks are liked (this was just the most closely related drinks I could think of.) The guarana berry can be found in the Amazon Rainforest which has a naturally occuring form of caffine which indians used to use to give themselves and energy boost. The name, BAWLS, is not derived from anything. The name was simply chosen because if you heard it, you would not forget it (the name is an advertisement in itself.) Also, the blue bottle with raised bumps on it is in circulation not only for grip when wet, or for having a dark bottle, but also because it 'looks cool' (according to the manufacturers of BAWLS.) The bottle is the Winner of the Glass Packaging Institute's Clear Choice Award 2005 for Best Packaging of a Carbonated Beverage. BAWLS is not a well known drink in all areas. Many saw BAWLS for the first time in the Xbox third-person shooter game, 'Run Like Hell.' Drinkers of such drink are encouraged by the manufacturer to ask local and major stores to carry BAWLS. SnoBAWLS is a new version of the caffine drink, but in frozen form (to beat the heat of the summer) made from guaranexx. There is also a sugar free version of BAWLS also made from the guaranexx berry. BAWLS Mints are also sold, which supposedly have about 1/12 the caffine amount of a single Bawls beverage and are fizzy and taste sweet.
Can I have two BAWLS please?
by LtZealot June 02, 2006
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1) To cry ecstatically, out load and unrestrainingly. Other: bawl, bawling, bawls
2) A very addicting drink that you can get at thinkgeek.com, and is very good. (and blue)

*** Not to be confused with balls. ***
1) Did you see that? Timmy was bawling because someone called him an idiot!
2) Man these bawls are good!
by RageRR July 07, 2004
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A high caffiene drink derived from the guarana berry. It grows in the jungles of the Amazon and is a naturaly accuring form of caffiene. Also very pottent.
BAWLS owns my ass repeatedly
by Piroko December 03, 2003
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A High caffeine Guarana beverage, a drink for gamers. "Drink Bawls Stay Up Late!", "The offical drink of the CPL"
The best way to Frag is with a bawls in your hand.
by g0t w00t May 29, 2003
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