Top Definition
Someone who is a total douche bag. A doucher. Someone who thinks of him/herself as the shit. Constantly touches his own body and flips his hair with his hand whenever he talks. Sometimes has a first name that starts with an "A"
You see that guy?
Dude he just flipped us off. We should kick his ass.
Let's whip that dumbass Bauschbag.
by Ursa Bears March 31, 2010

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