To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place
yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin
v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.
Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.
adjective: to engage in 24 hours of strenuous activity including stopping numerous bombs and potential fatal viruses. is better than what chuck norris, Mr T and McGuyver combined could come up with in a single day.
"oh jeez mate i had a Bauer of a day! I just found out that my son is a terrorist, disowned him, fell in love with three women (all of whom i interogated for being the mother), beat one of them to death, then got fired from CTU, then reinstated again for saving my 7th president, then found out the president was shagging my ex wife--the mother of my terrorist son-- so i decided to take heroin as a way of dealing with the problem but told everone it was to work undercover, i then got off the smack in the next hour and told my son he was alright after all and got him a job working at CTU and that was my day...can i use the toilet?"
1. the state of being raw, similar to that of jack bauer.
2. the act of brutally and skillfully killing terrorists with both hands cuffed to a a desk.
Dude, that was so bauer!
Did you see me kill those sand niggers bauer style?
to totally jack something...synonyms; wretch, jack, kype
He totally just bauered you spot cause you didn't call seat back
A profusely annoying teacher with a large, hairy mole and an knack for giving too much work.
Caution, you may have a Bauer two hours in a row every day for 180 days.
Bauer gave me detention today becasue I refused to turn in my notebook.
the best dog in the whole world
everyone agrees bauer is the best
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1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.
2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice
Dude, that bitch was a total bauer. Her tits were like two basketballs strung up on the hillside with dental floss.
Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."