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Batty kingdom is a small room somewhere in the region of Egerton, a dark room with Justin Timberlake chained to the wall, next to which Mr. Head sits proudly on his throne stroking his collection of sequins!!!
Tom Head asked sparticus: 'Will you come and fuck my ass in batty kingdom please??'.
by O. Grandidge January 15, 2007

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