A contest between two people in adjacent "public" bathroom stalls. As each person has finished shitting, they save the pieces of toilet paper used to wipe their ass. A player then calls out "fire" and tosses the shit-stained toilet paper over the stall into the opponents area. The defensive player remains still and if hit by the projectile yells "you hit me with a battleshit!" The game continues until a player is tired of getting shit bombed and leaves the stall. This leaves the remaining player the King of Battleshits.
As Josh and Dan are taking simultaneous dumps in the Wal-Mart bathroom. Josh saves a juicy piece of toilet paper covered in greasy shit. As Dan sits unsuspectingly, Josh fires the Shit-Missile over the stall and yells "FIRE!" Dan, in surprise, realizes that a piece of shit-paper is stuck to his leg and says "you hit me with a battleshit!" Dan then retaliates by firing his own shit-missile at Josh. Dan misses and josh says "miss". Dan then scrambles out and Josh cynically laughs while yelling "I am the king of battleshits!"
A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.
"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"
Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.
"Did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?"
"No, thats just John and Mike playing battleshits."
A game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud shits in the toilet. The rules are simple...
1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.
2. Farts are included.
3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.
4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.
Guy Numero Uno: *Bombs a garganutious piece of shit with a little poot at the end*
Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!
a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.
battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.
The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.
In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.
This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.
The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.
chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane
based on the game battle ship, whenever using the bathroom and take a shit you try to hit it with the next one and sink it.
i was walking by the bathroom and heard billy yell you sunk my battle shit.