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1.
An aggressive form a sexual intercourse that incorporates violent physical actions towards one another commonly resulting in cuts, bruises, bleeding, various bodily injury, stroke, seizure, or possible death.
"Dude, how was last night? What happened to your arm... and your hair?"
"Well, last night was incredible. We had BATTLE SEX!!" *play battle sex theme song here*
by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OGBYN November 30, 2005
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2.
(v.) The act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.

(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.

Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
Paul: "Whoa, did you see that this morning? James got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battlesex on John"

Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!
by Spud of Doom October 29, 2007
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3.
(v.) The act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.

(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.

Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
Paul: "Whoa, did you see that this morning? James got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battlesex on John"

Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!
by Spud of Doom July 15, 2007
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