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1. Battle Scars
Spots where skin has rubbed off of the genitalia from masturbating with a subtence that is too thin
water, body soap, dish soap, siliva, or anything else that would be stupid to use would be considered in giving you Battle Scars!
2. battle scars
the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.
man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.

man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.
3. battle scars
The red marks left on your forearms after leaning forward while taking a dump. The longer the squat, the more defined the battle scars.
"I took a forty minute crap earlier. Serious battle scars."
4. battle scars
The stretch marks women get from pregnancy. Anyone who rejects this is just stupid.
Tina had five kids, no wonder why she had so many battle scars.
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