Batmans is the act in which consenting adults partake in taboo sexual activies, and decide to take bit to the next level and wear each other out. The man lays on his back, hands down, thus allowing the woman to straddle his face. This act relinquishes any defense the man may have had prior to his involvement. Ultimately becoming a victim in a twisted game of life or death. Once she has her victim subdued she can begin phase 2: The maskenalingus. The starting of this phase is marked by the parting of the womans vagina lips, and and the pulling of said lips until they are opened wide enough allow it to engulf a mans face allowing only enough breathing room to preform cunnilingus. This occasionally results in trauma and or death. If a man does this with his ass, it is Givin' Jokers
Freddy: Dude...im never going to Nancy's house again!
Timmy Turntables: What!?!?! I thought she was the one?
Freddy: I know... i went to her house and she was waiting for me....naked. So, she has me lay down on my back, close my eyes, and sit on my hands. Then she jumped on my face and gave me batmans.
Timmy: Dang Dude!!! Did you wear a condom?
Freddy: Im not stupid bro, ...i put one on before i went there
A cross between a man and Batteries.
Man + Batteries = batman.
when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.
he is stealthy and cunning...
cunning enough to be cumming
in your presence.
my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.
A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)
guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
As you pump your partner with your Batsword and your nearing orgasm, start to sing the the words to the original 50's tv show. As your get closer and closer to completion get louder and louder. And when that the moment arrives to shoot your batgoo Shout !!BATMAN!!
Stands for a guy with a big penis. This term makes reference to the "Bat" in "Batman", which is commonly used to name a dick in Canada.
has a Batman boyfriend.
When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.
"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"