A fictional character of DC Comics who resides in a fictional world known as Gotham City. By day he is Bruce Wayne; a popular and wealthy businessman that heads 'Wayne Enterprises'. By night he is the vigilante known as Batman; a man determined to rid the city of crime and avenge his parents' death doing it.
Batman works fine on his own, he doesn't need that pussy fruitcake Robin tagging along.
-Batman is a DC comics super hero and quite possibly the most badass thing ever created.
-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".
-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Friend- "Dude, wanna watch a movie"
Me- "No, i'm playing COD"
Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"
Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"
adj. the definition of cool, cunning, and witty. used synonymously with awesome, rad, cool, far out, fantastic, etc. the epitome of everything good. this word has the ability to raise your day from mundane to superohero in proportion.
"dude, are you enjoying that candy"?
(said whilst dancing in a public place)"yeah! its so batman"
"dude! that jacket looks batman on you."
"thanks, i'm bruce wayne-ing"
"Last night was batman for sure"
A man with mad, wicked skill in pleasing his partner with a multitude of gadgets.
My boyfriend pulled a batman last night with my new vibrator.
In Call of Duty or other shooter game when you jump off a cliff and knife a person for a kill. This is done silently to not alert enemies on the radar. Killing is done very efficiently and without a trace much like how Batman stalks his prey
He is on my "X", he Batmaned me.
He got the Batman for the final kill cam.
(adj.) an accolade on someone's appearance for an outfit which includes a wide belt
Gee mom, in that dress you look so Batman.
He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.
Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.
Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.
Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.
*a random thug yells*
Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!
-30 seconds later-
Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
*Batman right behind him*
Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.
Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*
Polish immigrant name for a man's penis. Originates from Polish not knowing the correct word when naming calling or making a request, and using American-inspired TV shows that are imported into their 34 foot diameter satellite dishes.
Anne: You shut your mouth or I will punch you in the batman