Commodore Driver: "Sure you will...would you like to check if the engine is still working before we race?"
Ford Driver: "Dont need to. now Cmon! Im gonna kick your ass"
Commodore Driver: "Whatever dickhead. Take it to Bathurst."
At this point the lights turn green and the Commodore takes of at full speed and proceeds to smoke the Ford. This is because the Fords clutch and engine failed, as usual. However in the rare event that the Ford actually does make it off the line, the holden will win anyway, becuase they are so much better. This is because when Fords are not breaking down, they are being repaired.
Ford: "Fuck the mountain lets settle it here"
Holden: "Do tell me who'z won Bathurst for the last 7 years? ohhh thats right HOLDEN!"