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A web~winged mammal that uses echolocation to get its bearings. They're black or brown & live in caves, trees, & other suitable domains. They're mouse~like & nocturnal. They range from 1.5" with a wingspan of 5" to 17" long with a 5 Foot wingspan! The babies are called pups & gestation is from 40 days to 6 months. Bats can live for up to 20 Years! Vampires can turn into bats.
Bat is 1 of my spirit animals & I'm fascinated with them! Vampires can turn into Bats. I Love the Bats!
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by Starchylde September 08, 2016
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A crabby, sarcastic old woman.
What are you talking about, you crazy old bat?
by stupidass5000 August 04, 2008
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a small pipe that only holds a tiny amount of marijuana, only enough for one hit, it's shaped like a ciggerette and is about as long as a ciggerette as well. most bats come with a dug-out as a set, and are usually stored inside the dug-out for convenience
You wanna take a rip off the bat?
All I have is a bat, and dug-out.
Lets smoke the kief with the bat.
by the_infinitesimal October 14, 2004
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Damn, son, dem's some BATs!
by Ron Williams May 26, 2005
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to whack off, masturbate, choke the chicken, squeeze the tomato and so on.
guidance counciler - "where do you plan to be in 5 years?"
chris - "having a bat"
by masafu June 20, 2004
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1. Australian Slang: Means to masterbate.

2. A club shaped object usually used in sports and made of wood.
1. Andy went home for a shit, shave, shower and bat

2. I stuck a baseball bat through the window of the cunts car.
by Pariahzero June 01, 2009
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"Big Ass Tits"
Breasts that are enormously large, but on a body that is not
Mike's girlfriend has B.A.T.s, but she's skinny as hell
by Jackal November 24, 2003
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