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Name used to describe someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.
That boy is one cock-eyed bastige
by DuT July 31, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A screaming, gasoline-drenched, blood-sucking, bat-winged cabbage that screeches and swoops down out of trees at night and either,
1) Rips off your head and drains your body of all fluid via the newly created wound, or
2) Misses the intended target horribly (usually you) and plows into the ground, pops like a grape, and spews flaming ooze everywhere. Neither have very high survival ratings.
by YourWorstFear March 21, 2007
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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