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1.
1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.

2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.
John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!
by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 04, 2009