Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.
Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.
by DirtyDfromtheBAC October 05, 2015
Any drink that is found to be unsatisfactory. Used typically in the Midlands of the United Kingdom
"This drink's awful, what the fuck is this? Bastardjuice?"
by John Delonge April 08, 2006