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these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.
that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents
by better than youuuuuu November 16, 2005
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That bloody bastard killed my dog!
by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013
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Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.
Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.
by Prudish Bastard July 22, 2013
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A superior sub-race of human beings who are born into this world though illigitimate means. This ultimately gives them superpowers. e.g. The power to be very cool, the power to kick-ass.
Scientists have predicted that the number of bastards will increase dramatically in the future and their eventual taking-over-the-world and non-bastard holocaust will occur by year 2075.
Victor and Samantha are such sexy bastards.
by John 'Bastard' Citizen July 16, 2009
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crazzy ol fuck without a father
that ol man is some bastard!
by not tellin May 01, 2003
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whatever the dude from South Park says when Kenny dies (You killed Kenny, You Bastard!!!)
by Chineko July 20, 2003
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a real ass hole or someone without married parents
Josh is a bastard
by anonymous January 31, 2004
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