Top Definition
Somewhat resembling a douche bag, a bastard licker is not fit to lick a bastard's ass.

A man of low character.

Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.

Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
He is with his girlfriend checking out that girls ass.. what a Bastard Licker!
by Fatty Bubbles July 19, 2009

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