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When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).
"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"
by 2smokingbarrels February 28, 2012