1. Noun. Plural: N/A (There is only one) Literally the best thing that has ever happened; to be geographically near Bassel is to be personally graced by all all-pervasive, benevolent universal force. Simply gazing upon Him slowly makes you more attractive and just better in general.
2. Adjective. To be the pinnacle of its class.
2. Mount Everest truly is Bassel. Height-wise, anyways.