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Basketball
The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports. Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US. Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports. These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball. Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan |
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The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story. Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?
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Number one ticket out of the ghetto and progect's along with rap and selling crack rock Boy: Im failing math.
Man: Play basketball and rap. |
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the only game black people are good at because it envoles shooting,stealing,and running most basketball players today are black.because what i listed above is all they are good at
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It wasn't invented by the white man as most people think.
Basketball originated in Africa, where blacks would play using coconuts or anything round that they could find or make. They would also tie baskets to the top of trees and play like that. The white man just wanted the credit for something he didn't invent, like always. Brasil: No wonder black people are so good at basketball. They have been playing it for ages.
HyunGyum: Man... I wish I was black, but I'm just a short asian kid. I wish I had your black genes John. :( John: What the fuck... |
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a sport "I just played a game of basketball."
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Basketballing is a sexual act in which a male takes his testicles and forces them into the anus of their sexual partner. There are several variations: gay or straight, dribbling, slam dunking, etc. Very popular among those who enjoy kinky sex. John: That bitch Jennifer has a sweet ass
Kyle: Yeah I would really like to shove my balls up that and give her a taste of 'the boys' John: Totally. I would basketball her in a heartbeat. |
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1. A team sport in which a maximum of five players may engage at one time in an attempt to outscore another team of five players. This usage is most common among African-Americans. 2. Smoking marijuana. This usage is most common among Caucasian Jews. 1. "Yo Garnett. Should we play those guys at basketball?" "You mean the Toronto Raptors? Fuck that, Rasheed. Those crackers ain't worth our time."
2. "Are they going to play basketball?" "Yeah, Yaakov. That's Dardick 3." |
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