A person who's life exists for the sole purpose of devouring Watermelons... Can quite possibly kill in order to obtain precious watermelon fragments. His role models include: Stalin, Hitler and anyone from the orient including Chairman Mao... he is often quoted as saying "Chinga" as he bites into watermelon chunks...
Man.. you're freakin' me out.. your starting to go all Basheer on that watermelon!
A common misspelling of the Arab name "Bashir", which, like "Bashar," means "deliverer of good news." The current holder of this rare naming is a man from Los Angeles who likes to study astronomy and make video games with his friends while scarfing down watermelons and beef ribs and making himself fat. He is obsessed with anything that can be described positively and, while working, he will do something stupid and cause a scientific discovery. Talking to him will make your IQ go up and down at the same time.
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria
and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex
do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
Basheer: So do you like cars?