2nd base - poke or handy
3rd base - lick out or blowing
4th base - All the way
After getting drunk on the Saturday, we went back to Georgia's because her parents were out. We called in Jack and Rory, they came running. Once they arrived Georgia and Jack went through to her room, they were humping so hard the bed was hitting against the wall and Rory and I could hear it in the next room. He poked me whilst sitting on Georgia's sofa, then Jack and her came through and it was me and Rory's turn. We went through and he fucked me so hard my pussy is still hurting, we came back through to the lounge and Georgia and Jack were having sex, so me and Rory joined in and we had the best foursome ever, Rory licked me out, I licked out Georgia and Jack analed me and georgia gave jack a blow job. I think we can all agree that was the best night of our lives...
Going up to bat: Attempting
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person who's filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy: Fluffer
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car
First Base- Frenching
Second Base- Feeling
Third Base- Oral sex, Fingering, Giving Head, Hand Job,...Etc...
Home Run- Sex
1st base= Kissing, french kissing
2nd base= Groping, feeling, fingering
3rd base= Oral sex, 69, handjob, pretty much anything but all-out sex
Home run= Full-on sex, penetration
Many people have different variations for first, second, and third base.
Person 2: Well I hit a home run with your mom!
Kid: Dad, tell me about the bases!
Dad: Son... stfu
First Base is kissing with tongues, French
Second Base is groping, Feel
Third Base is giving/receiving oral sex/handjob, Finger
Home Plate is the fully monty, Fuck
French, Feel, Finger, Fuck
Chris Carpenter: Aw man! That must suck! What went wrong?!
Freese: I wanted to go to all the bases, but my body just gave out on me!