Girl #1: "So how is dating that Dan guy going for you?"
Girl #2: "Well I dumped him... I found out he's nothing but your run-of-the-mill basement hobbit."
Girl #1: "Wayne always has something to b*tch about... yesterday he complained about his mom not giving him money for smokes"
Girl #2: " What in Hell does he have to bitch about? He doesn't work and he lives with his mom... and he's well over 30. He's such a basement hobbit".