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(verb) The act of masturbating to one of John Basedow's many infomercials of the enhancement of the abs and or buttex region while eating a tuna sandwich with the free hand and sitting on a silver plated dildo with an engravement dedicated to John Basedow's prodigy, Chad Martin.
I cannot believe your basedowing while Tony Little is delivering a speech on how to toss salad while having three dicks in the ass and going at the speed of light on the Gizel.
by Frank J.G July 26, 2006

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