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100.
the sport with the hottest guys in the school on the team. it's great. girls don't even have to really do anything in the stands but watch! no cheerleading or anything. you can write or paint your nails or whatever, and any time you get the need for some mega sexy images, just look up. for some it's especially good because they're lucky enough to have a boyfriend on the team they're watching.
P1: wow, look at that first basemen
P2: ewww, the pitcher is way hotter
P1: fine you take the pitcher but i'd go to home with the first basemen
P2: suit yourself. the whole team is freaking hot, why pick just one?
by drue April 10, 2005
 
1.
What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.
I wanted to please my wife, so I thought about baseball.
by Dalian February 24, 2006
 
2.
The greatest sport ever. PERIOD. Misunderstood by jackasses who have never seen or been to a game.

For everyone who says that baseball is boring, my response is that it is only boring to you because you're too much of an ignorant prick to realize the complexities of the game.

You just see a pitcher throwing a ball to a guy with a bat. You don't see that the pitch is an outside breaking ball because the pitcher's hoping to get the guy to hit a ground ball to the right side for a double play.

You don't see the shortstop and second baseman signal who has coverage every pitch based on the hitter and situation.

You don't see the outfield playing a deep shift to left field when Albert Pujols is batting.

You don't see the pitcher back up third on a ball hit to the outfield with a man on first or, for that matter, the first baseman trailing behind the runner in case of a run-down.

You don't see a pull hitter hitting to the opposite field because there is a gap where the second baseman is playing closer to the bag because he has coverage on the steal.

No.

You just see a man with a glove throwing a ball to a man with a stick...and for THAT...you are a dumbass.


Ignorant baseball hater: Baseball is boring!

Ball fan/player: Why do you say that!

Ignorant baseball hater: Because all it is is some guy throwing a ball to some guy with a stick!

Ball fan/player: But yet you don't see that he's trying to trick the batter into either swinging at a bad pitch or he's trying to get him to hit a ground ball to short? Besides, have you ever tried to hit a 90 MPH fast ball?

Ignorant baseball hater: No.

Ball fan/player: I rest my case.
by BigD87 August 01, 2008
 
3.
a very hard ball
able to do some damage
a fan was struck in the ass with a baseball and now has an stretched out rectum
by Jay June 02, 2003
 
4.
Baseball is a sport which I know and love. Anyone who can take the time and learn every aspect of this amazing sport is high on my list. It takes cunning, skill, determination, speed (especially), and persistance to do well and have fun. But winning is nice too.
Did you see that baseball player? Look at that speed.
by Ryan D April 30, 2005
 
5.
A game only intelligent people understand.
Baseball isn't just about home runs, dumbass!
by mista conspiracy May 02, 2005
 
6.
Yes, people use baseball to define sports and marajuana, but it is also used to describe, surprise surprise, SEX! When people are too ashamed to say what they have done sexually, they refer to the base system.
First Base: Kissing or Making Out
Second Base: Fingering or Touching each other
Third Base: Oral Sex
Home Base: Vaginal Sex
Jack: "I played a little baseball last night."
John: "Really? Did you make a home run?"
by GloriaSanchez84 July 10, 2008
 
7.
Competition to see who can withstand the most steroids.
Boy#1: "Yo Big Jason, do you think the yankees will win the baseball game tonight."

Boy#2: "Nah, they will lose, Alex Rodriguez quit taking steroids a long time ago."
by TonySaucy July 27, 2009