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A small villiage in Suffolk, England. Barton Mills is a really boring place, there is nothing there. Not even a post office. Its full of old people and new familes. Its dull dull dull.
Person One - I live in Barton Mills

Person Two - Ooo, unlucky mate.
by WhattaGleeek December 27, 2010
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