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1. Song made by t-pain ft. akon
2. A person who serves drinks at a bar 1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club...
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a drunk's best friend at the moment Drunk: The Bartender is my best friend
Guy: What the hell? |
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A temporary pharmacist with limited stock I am a bartender, I cure people's problems
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A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!! Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself." Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!" Bartender: politely smiles Drunk: "We should go out sometime." Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..) |
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A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight. "Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."
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A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album. Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground
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A person accustomed to the mixing of words. Dude, stop being a bartender. Just spit it out.
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