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(n) 1. a pile of shit 2. worthless junk and/or pointless things 3. A log of Crap that hangs around the bowl. 4. A lazy worthless person
(v) to take a sed crap

(adj) (crappy) worthless, terrible, shoddy, pointless, etc... (crapfully) 1. badly 2. sincerely (as in the closing of a
I have to take a Barta. I'll be back in 20mins. Who left a Barta in my bowl??!!!!

Great someone took a Barta and now I have to call a plummer.
by The Office does nothing November 01, 2010

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A nigga that is coo, funny and a joy to hang with, also can throw real heat.He is extra loyal, but will play you if he fells threaten. Usually has a big dick, and can fuck good
Girl #1 Bartum dick is bomb

Girl #2 yes I need me some of him
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