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8. Barstool
verb:to forcefully insert into the rectum or vaginal opening, wooden or in some cases metal tavern furnishings
Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool.

Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.
by esCo Feb 25, 2003 add a video
1. barstool
Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English
"You thick barstool"
by Smithsta Feb 9, 2004 add a video
2. Barstool
A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).
I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!
3. Barstool
A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.
You complete and utter barstool.
by Jamie Apr 3, 2004 add a video
4. Barstool
A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.
Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.
by Dunky Oggins Nov 30, 2003 add a video
5. barstool
hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking
the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.
6. Barstool
The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.
The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.
by thirddegree Feb 25, 2003 add a video
7. Barstool
A girl with long sexy legs

she is 3/4 leg like a barstool.
Maaate check out that blonde...
which one?
the barstool mate

ohhhh whoa nice
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