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Oh his eyes, his eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining his hair, his hair Falls perfectly without her trying he's so beautiful And I tell him every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment him he wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think he don't see what I see But every time he asks me do I look okay I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause boy you're amazing Just the way you are His nails, his nails I could kiss them all day if he'd let me His laugh, his laugh he hates but I think its so sexy he's so beautiful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id never ask you to change If perfect is what you're searching for Then just stay the same So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause boy you're amazing Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Boy you're amazing Just the way you are When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause Boy you're amazing Just the way you are Barney Wood is the man that Identifies men
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If you have (or know) kids, you know what I mean.
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You hear them in the store whining and pleading to their parents to purchase the latest stuffed Barney toy. If asked, a child might say he/she loves Barney more than his/her parents. Why? Because Barney never gets mad, nothing bad ever happens to Barney, yet Dad just got passed over for a promotion and Mom just lost her job. Barney sugar-coats and presents a false view of reality. Singing a happy song and forgetting the problem is Barney's way of dealing with difficult situations. Children will not be able to handle them on their own. The lasting effects of the show might last well into the teenage years. When they realize that life isn't really what Barney told them it was like, who knows what will happen? Barney also becomes a member of the family often times replacing a parent. On the show, the kids all do what Barney tells them to in perfect conformity without a hint of individual personality. There is also no clear distinction between reality and what's supposed to be in the kid's imagination. Only in the theme song is it mentioned that Barney is an imaginary character. Most of the show has an appearance of being real. At the "target" age, the kids won't know the difference. In some of the scenes, it's pretty obvious because something will appear out of thin air, or Barney will do a super-fast costume change. Many of the scenes which show children interacting with Barney, and Barney solving ... |
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A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around. Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.
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THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!
Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney! Barney will devour your soul!!
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An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop. Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun). |
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a big homosexual dinosur that is the definition of gay and gives dinosours a bad name. the dumbass dinosour got shot by a cannon
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A plain, ordinary, unremarkable male. e.g., I don't know where she meets these barneys. (They're everywhere, they're everywhere!)
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slang for Trouble, b/c it rhymes with Barney Rubble "we got caught putting koolaid in the pool, so now we're in Barney."
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