A girl who, just as the man is about to pull out, sticks her body to him in order to stop him pulling out.
"I was about to pull out, but she went barnacle. Now I have child support payments."
by Norm Norman September 03, 2009
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The Spongebob Squarepants fanatic's way of say "shit", as in you messed up, or "damn it".
Patrick, "I lost the tickets Spongebob."

Spongebob, "Oh barnacles"
by PH34R3ST June 07, 2005
1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or scab
4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"
1. Based on the number of barnacles stuck to this sunken ship, I deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"
by D-Vo January 21, 2006
A person who attaches themselves to any living being surrounding them as a form of comfort. Cuddling, spooning and snuggling are also correct terms. A barnacle latches on to anyone in sight and does not let go.
Cheyenne: Oh hey kirsten! How are you?
*Kirsten latches on to cheyenne*
Kirsten: Now im better!
Cheyenne: Oh kirsten! You barnacle, you!
by astoldbyginger February 29, 2008
A slut or a person who has multiple sexual partners. Biologically speaking, a barnacle can mate with multiple partners at the same time through the use of tentacles.
Mary - "Lucy just got with 5 boys at once. She's such a barnacle."
by lols_royce January 31, 2010
A person who attaches to you and is extremely clingy.
Uh oh, here comes the barnacle.
by blackgirl68 March 10, 2015
A person who desperately looks to latch themselves onto a pre-existing group that does not wish to expand the group.
Dude, that guy is a total barnacle! We gotta ditch him fast.
by Marc Logan July 05, 2012
Car Sales: A person with bad credit who is unable to get a car loan. A total waste of time. Too many of these customers in a month will sink the month, just like too many barnacles on a boat will sink that boat.
That last customer was a barnacle! The Finance department could not get him approved even with $2000 down
by danth666 September 17, 2009

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