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The terminology of a vagina face retard. Rarely seen in social scenes and public outings. Usually Barmack is an overweight hairypaedophile man. He is what most consider a Greek God because of his drool like chiselled body and huge dick. Prepare to have a huge mouth for when he comes in with his head!!!! A Barmack usually loves to wear black condoms to seem bigger in size and to boost his self confidence.
"Hey Amy i heard you had sex with Barmack,was he big?"
-"OMFG yeah!!! and he was black? I think he might of broken my vagina because he's so big"
by tat_tats November 24, 2011

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