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A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.
Dont be stupid you barm cake
by Macc Lad July 19, 2004
See Balm cake
you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser
by theflightymadam August 02, 2009
When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake
Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake
by Leepy March 22, 2006