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A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.
by Macc Lad July 19, 2004
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you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser
by theflightymadam August 02, 2009
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When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake
Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake
by Leepy March 22, 2006
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To barm cake is to ask for anal sex
by Matty d September 30, 2014
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