Top Definition
A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.
I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.
by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004

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