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57.
A man who came into office with a lot of good ideas, but ran face first into a veritable wall of shit trying to implement them in a system that is rife with shit.

Obama's healthcare reform was watered down, and the individual mandate added to appease Republiturds, but still not a single turd voted for the bill. Obama has extended many such olive branches to his political adversaries in a genuine but (imo) misguided effort at bipartisanship only to be bitten by the party of tear down Obama at all costs, even if it means tearing down the rest of the country with him.

Barack Obama actually has delivered on some of his promises, and while it may seem easy to bash him for not doing enough, presidents do not possess dictatorial powers and are largely beholden to the pit of dysfunction and corruption known as congress. There is a reason congress' job approval rating is at 9%. If you want change, start with your representative or senator.
Despite the foul odor cast upon his presidency by the right-wing bullshit machine, Barack Obama actually has a good shot at winning re-election in 2012. As polarizing a figure as he is, he will look like Gandhi compared to whatever sideshow clown the Republicans offer up.

Also, for those who have not yet figured it out - the top definition of Barack Obama, written by KEEPin It REAL, can be disregarded. This author, who also goes by the pseudonym ABSOLUTEs, uses voting bots to vote thousands of times on his own and other equally absurd definitions, and this same deranged, xenophobic, ultra-Christian ignoranteer has single-handedly vandalized many other pages on UD such as evolution, liberal, obama, and birther to name a few. Yet another instance of right-wingers having to cheat to get ahead.
by Blues_Warrior22 November 22, 2011
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The best president in the whole damn world and a sick dancer
person 1: barack obama is sick!
person 2: ino! and he can do the single ladies better than beyonce
by ...") April 18, 2009
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59.
A politician, enough said.
Barack Obama will not bring any real change, because he is a politician.
by SeesWhatYouCant July 19, 2008
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60.
The first black president of the United States of America, and the current president at the time of this writing.

Obama has accomplished absolutely nothing up to this point, has gone back on his campaign promises countless times, is so far left that he causes rifts in congress and yet is still worshiped like a God by mindless democrats. They treat him like he is the greatest president in history and are already counting on his reelection, but go into slander mode when confronted with the facts.

Obama's ability to hoodwink his flock is a cause for concern for those of us with any sort of neurological power. Anyone who disagrees with him or even points out any flaws in his policies is immediately and mindlessly labeled a racist by the Obamabots. This is cause for a good deal of concern among thinking Americans, who now have yet another president who portends the end of Democracy, much like Bush before him.

A completely ineffective and useless president thus far whose only accomplishment is the color of his skin and the hordes of mindless Obamabots at his command.
Hans: Let me tell you something about Barack Obama - you hear about how many earmarks were in the bailout? I hear that more than 400 billion dollars went to special interest groups -

Saffi: Shhh! You can't criticize the government anymore! The Obamabots might hear you!

Obamabot: RACIST! RACIST! DESTROY! RACIST!

Saffi: Ach! Hans, run! It's the Obamabots!
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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61.
A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.
Happy St Patty's Day, Barack O'Bama!
by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008
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He is the 44th president of the United States. The first non fully white president to be elected into office. He continues on with George W Bush's war policies.
We are still in Iraq and Afghanistan. What happened to your promise of immediately withdrawing our troops overseas Mr. Barack Obama, hmmmm?
by Striker122 January 04, 2010
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A dumbass fucktard that has 50% of the country. He is a fucking pussy, so he never takes the blame. Instead, he blames it on the Republicans, and other innocents. His followers always say it's the Republicans faults, but only because they listen to the radio and never actually look at the facts.

>Still in Iraq and Afghanistan
>Still wiretapping/collecting internet data under the guise of “protecting us”
>Still going after whistleblowers
>Thanks to said wiretapping, our international image is still just as shitty
>Still getting involved in Middle East, despite everyone there hating us
>Still raking up the national debt
>Gitmo’s still open
>Both parties are still corrupt and are too interested in staying in power by buying votes to actually bother fixing the country’s problems
>Blames everything on other people because he's a worthless shit
Obama Asskisser: GO BARACK OBAMA! FUCK THE REPUBLICANS! WHY? BECAUSE OBAMA SAID SO!
Logical Awesome Person: Go fuck yourself.
by Obama is a Cocksucker November 13, 2013
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