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105.
The Devil.
Run for your lives! Barack Obama is our president!
by An American Patriot May 30, 2009
 
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one bloody awesome man and an inspiration to us all.
The president of the united states is Barack Obama

When i grow up i want to be just like Barack Obama
by bek_star January 20, 2009
 
163.
True definition: 44th President of the United States who was elected in 2009 and reelected in 2012. He was born in Hawaii and has lived in the USA for his entire life. He attended Harvard Law School and became a senator in Illinois. He has tried to introduce better policies to the United States, but the Republican House of Representatives has obstructed him no matter what the bill. For some reason, conservatives try to come up with crazy myths to discredit him.

Right-wing maniac's definition: Socialist Nazi Commie Muslim Fascist book-learnin' dictator terrorist illegal immigrant whose middle name is Hussein like the Muslim terrorist and was born in Kenya. He wants to destroy America and he loves homos, blacks, terrorists, and killing babies. He wants only gays and fags to be able to get married and doesn't want straight regular people to be married. He hates Christians and pretends to be one when he is really a Muslim atheist terrorist. He burns bibles and his wife is really a man. He wants to take away our guns and use them in a military takeover. He hates Israel and wants Muslim terrorists to be able to live there.
Regular person: Barack Obama could have been a great President if it weren't for the Republican Congress's obstruction.

Right-wing maniac: Is you kiddin' me? That Nazi soshulist commie fashist muslim atheist terrorist homo negro Kenyan illegal immigrant wants to destroy 'murica and let homos get married and have sex and kill innocent babies before there born! And he wants to take my gunz away!

Regular person: You have no factual basis for those insane claims. You don't even know the definition of Nazism, fascism, socialism, communis--

Right-wing maniac: *Shoots rational thinking person with his shotgun
by FreeThinker99 July 11, 2013
 
164.
The president of the United Stated of America. No one knows just yet if he will be "A Dream Come True", or "The Antichrist"(both actual quotes from people). But what we do know is that weather you like it or not, he's he for at least the next four years, unless he gets shot, which I highly doubt because: A, He's pretty much the most protected man in the world and B, If we didn't shoot Bush, why the hell would we kill Obama? Yes his middle name is Hussein. And? Yes, I'm a democrat, and I'm for him.
Grampa: How bout that Obamer*? I'll tell you what, that Bamer* sure is somthin'
Me: Umhm Grampa, he sure is.
Grampa: Your votin' for him aren't you?
Me: I may have the SAT scores of a 19 year old, but I'm still 12, Grampa.
Grampa: Then why are you wearin' so much makeup?
Me: I'm not wearing any makeup, Grampa.
Grampa: Jon, get me ma glasses.
Daddy: Okay, Ed.
Grampa: So THAT'S what you look like this year....

*Grampaspeak for Barack Obama
by Angelicawalker123 February 26, 2009
 
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1. noun: A highly disturbing object or body part that places an equally disturbing image in ones mind.

2. adjective: Descibes a person that lacks the penal functions appropriate to ones gender.

3. verb: sexually exploiting a woodland creature and/or making suggestive moves, such as "humping" and "spooning", towards trees and fungi
1. Ugh!!! dude put your Barack Obama away!

2. Man why didnt you bang?! Are you a Barack Obama or something?!

3. I was walking in the park the other day and someone was freaking Barack Obamaing right there in the open!
by Balls McLong January 12, 2009
 
166.
The GREATEST president the United States of America has ever had. Many people blamed him for former president, George W. Bush's mistakes. Though there are people out there who despise him for no logical reason, he is - and will always be - the best president there ever was. Obama for mankind!
"I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message." - Barack Obama.
by Obama.for.mankind. September 22, 2010
 
167.
1. Nice guy, good person, not too good of a president (albeit better than G.W Bush).

2. Seems to be hindered by INEXPERIENCE.
3. Great orator and good at giving the people of the United States hope and confidence.

4. A few years too young to be president(would've been better if he ran for president in 2012 or 2016)
5. Makes decisions TOO QUICKLY, doesnt think things through( i.e the $800 BILLION "stimulus package'' that in all reality DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING).

6. Unlike what left-wing nut jobs want us to think, he's NOT our savior.

7. Unlike what right-ring nutjobs want us to think, he's NOT satan either.

8. He really is a GOOD guy, he's just kindof INEXPERIENCED.
Barack Obama should've stayed in the Senate for a few more years. Would've done better running for President in 2012 or maybe 2016, still better than Mr. Ed(aka George Bush).
by Cowboyssuck July 02, 2010
 
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The United States first black president. Great family man and has the potential to turn this country's financial crysis around.
Mom:Omg!!

Me: What?

Barack Obama: I own biatches!!!!
by WillieA February 02, 2009