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25. Barack Obama
A man who came into office with a lot of good ideas, but ran face first into a veritable wall of shit trying to implement them in a system that is rife with shit.

Obama's healthcare reform was watered down, and the individual mandate added to appease Republiturds, but still not a single turd voted for the bill. Obama has extended many such olive branches to his political adversaries in a genuine but (imo) misguided effort at bipartisanship only to be bitten by the party of tear down Obama at all costs, even if it means tearing down the rest of the country with him.

Barack Obama actually has delivered on some of his promises, and while it may seem easy to bash him for not doing enough, presidents do not possess dictatorial powers and are largely beholden to the pit of dysfunction and corruption known as congress. There is a reason congress' job approval rating is at 9%. If you want change, start with your representative or senator.
Despite the foul odor cast upon his presidency by the right-wing bullshit machine, Barack Obama actually has a good shot at winning re-election in 2012. As polarizing a figure as he is, he will look like Gandhi compared to whatever sideshow clown the Republicans offer up.

Also, for those who have not yet figured it out - the top definition of Barack Obama, written by KEEPin It REAL, can be disregarded. This author, who also goes by the pseudonym ABSOLUTEs, uses voting bots to vote thousands of times on his own and other equally absurd definitions, and this same deranged, xenophobic, ultra-Christian ignoranteer has single-handedly vandalized many other pages on UD such as evolution, liberal, obama, and birther to name a few. Yet another instance of right-wingers having to cheat to get ahead.
1. Barack Obama
The first half-white president.
I bet you only thought of Barack Obama as black, didn't you? Shame.
2. Barack Obama
A puppet picked by the Global Elite to fastened the process of globalization. He is on the Council of Foreign Relations which advocates world government throught its think tank. It published Foreign Affairs magazine. He is not the "Radical Ismalist anti-christ" that ignorant right-wingers claim and is definately not the "most radical democrat" that will end the Iraq occupation. He is but another pawn in place to perpetuate the right and left mirage in US domestic politics. His foreign policy is just as aggressive and detrimental as any other puppets.

Ignorant people will vote for him because his empty rhetorical speeches promise change ( while he lives his life by the status quo) that he will never institute. He is an uncle tom in every sense. Any black man voting for him should follow him closely before selling out.

Any white racist who doesn't vote for him, does the right thing for the wrong reason. Race is irrelevant. The poor are inflicted with the plaque of imposed divide and conquer strategy imposed by the extremely wealthy.

Let's keep living in projects and trailer parks and fighting each other while these assholes get stronger, it's ok, your god forgives you, o and he also justifies anything done for evil in his(or her or whatever) name!
When he takes office, Barack Obama will continue the exact foreign policy of previous puppet presidents which used IMF, WB, and other supra-national institutions to impose economic colonialism and detrimental poicies on "developing" nation-states.
3. barack obama
An able president who, by not having anything wrong with his credentials, history, or thought process, brought out the worst in republicans. Starting from the moment he was announced as a nominee, all the way through his presidency, the republican party has pulled every dirty trick in the book, and, as you can see here on UD, they have resorted to the lowest of low: incomprehensible, vague and nonconstructive comments, mostly using the world liberal, as if it meant something other than "live and let live," as well as socialism as if we didn't already have socialized libraries, police/fire departments, schools, and post offices. He destroyed their party, and now they are licking their wounds while lashing out at anyone who tries to help. They SHOULD be soul-searching and re-evaluating their methods, or they will never be a formidable opponent to us democrats ever again, and will continue to provide Comedy Central and the rest of comedians around the globe something to make fun of. For now, collectively, they appear to be calling themselves anarchists (who still want religion imposed on their government), who will move to Canada to escape potential socialism, which is hilarious.
I can't believe people still don't like Barack Obama, they honestly think McCain, Mr. Trickle-down-economics, Mr. Has-the-stupidest-person-as-a-running-mate, was a better candidate. You seriously have to have half a brain to have thought that. Ron Paul would've been far greater an opponent.
4. Barack Obama
A disappointing, inefficient leader elected in a wave of blind anti-incumbent sentiment.
2008: I (Barack Obama) will order the closure of Gitmo on day one.
2010: Gitmo? Never heard of it.

2008: I can deal with Gulf disasters!
2010: Deal with a Gulf disaster? I'm not Superman.

2008: I will cut the deficit.
2010: I increased the deficit four-fold? So what?

2008: If we don't have bipartisan support, we won't pass health care reform.
2010: It doesn't matter if Republicans agree, we'll ram through what we want.

2008: I will publish legislation online for days before signing.
2010: Why would I ask for public input on legislation?

2008: I won't raise taxes on the middle class.
2010: I'll raise taxes on the middle class to lower the deficit I massively increased.
5. Barack Obama
The 1st black president. He was elected based on a concept of changing the political nature of the US government. However, since being elected, he has shown no change whatsoever from the way that things have always been. In actuality, his public comments have been strikingly similar to those of George W. Bush.
Is that George Bush or Barack Obama? It's kinda hard to tell...
6. Barack Obama
The chocolate Jimmy Carter.
Barack Obama: It's hope-filled, idealistic speeches and inefficient action all over again!
7. barack oBAMa
barack Hussein oBAMa was born in Coast Province General Hospital, Mombasa, Kenya, Africa (ONLY CERTIFIED Copy of oBAMa's birth Certificate), with Hospital Embossed Seal (Raised), Sworn Affidavits! Certificate #32018, stamped Administrators name: Helton Maganga, Biometric Identification, with Witness's names (to include his Grandmother, the Ambassador, other Officials of Kenya, and his close relatives living in Kenya)! oBAMa has more than two FAKE birth Certificates from Hawaii provided by his Half Sister Maya Soetoro and others, a White mother (Ann Dunham) from Wichita, Kansas and a Black father (Barack Hussein Obama, Sr.) MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.? When Obama was 6 years old, the family moved to Indonesia, where his Step-Father Lolo Soetoro introduced his stepson to Islam and adopted oBAMa and had oBAMa's name changed to Barry Soetoro (to date NO other document have surfaced to show Barry Soetoro's name being changed back to Barack Hussein Obama). Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Wahabi (Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world), Jakarta. Spent two years in a Catholic school, listed Religion was Muslim. Indonesia law prevents conversion of religion and must be documented in the school records as to what the attending persons religion is!
African man's name used to Blaspheme GOD and Jesus's name by Anti-GOD, Anti-Jesus, Anti-American (Muslims, Atheists and other questionables)!
Anti-American Muslim, documented by his Name, his own statements and televised interviews!
barack oBAMa, African man who believes that American's are to stupid to handle their own money and financial responsibilities; took the flag of the USA off of Air Force One plane; African man who got a Nobel Peace Prize just for being black; African man that believes semi-automatic weapons should be banned, despite the 2nd Amendment says the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.!

1st Illegal Alien to hold the Office of U.S.President, to defraud the Whole United States. And:

1. Attempting to limit the 1st amendment

2. Attempting to remove the 2nd amendment

3. down size the military, and cut funding to develop new weapons, and technologies vital to our defense.

4. allowed more and more illegal immigrants to obtain citizenship.

5. trying to destroy the Christian religion

6. take the word GOD out of the pledge, money, and will not place his hand on the HOLY Bible. Continuously recites from the quran (Muslim Cult writings plagiarized from the Jewish Torah and the HOLY Bible, with various changes to adopt human INIQUITIES!

Against family Values and Holy Matrimony, Sent millions of dollars to Baby Killing Clinics in Africa and OTHER COUNTRIES as one of his first actions as president.
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