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An Ultra Liberal who won't get elected for 10 reasons:

1. The Race Card: Whether it be in suggesting that anyone who doesn’t vote for him because he is black is probably a republican, or in blaming Bush administration racism on a slow response to Hurricane Katrina, Obama is quite comfortable playing the race card.

2. Anti-Indian: After the Obama campaign released a paper disparaging other candidates for their ties to the Indian-American community, the chairman of the bipartisan US India Political Action Committee, Sanjay Puri, stated that the Obama Campaign was “engaging in the worst kind of anti-Indian American stereotyping.” Of course, Obama denied any hand in the racist document put out by his campaign.

3. Corrupt Buddies: Tony Rezko, a long time friend and fund-raiser for Obama, was indicted last fall on federal charges that accuse him of demanding kickbacks from companies seeking state business. When asked about his friend, Obama said, “I’ve never done any favors for him.” This turned out to be a lie, as evidence turned up proving that Obama had written letters to city and state officials praising Rezko’s business practices.

4. Wal-Mart Ties: While bashing of Wal-Mart’s labor practices in public, Obama has been profiting from their business through the money his wife made as a member of the board of directors for a company that produces food for the mega-corporation.

5. Religious Ties: Is Obama a Muslim? Is he a Christian? Nobody is 100% sure, but it is true that Obama was raised in a Muslim family and at one time attended an Islamic school. He currently claims to be a convert to Christianity, but some are concerned about his Muslim upbringing.

6. Anti-Second Amendment: Obama is one of the most anti-Second Amendment legislators in the country. He supports a ban the sale or transfer of all forms of semi-automatic weapons.

7. Gas-guzzler: Obama might attack American automakers for not making enough environmental friendly automobiles, but when he goes home he drives a gas-guzzling V-8 hemi-powered Chrysler 300.

8. Obama Ringtones: The most annoying campaign tool ever.

9. Obama Girl: I take back what I said about the ringtones. This girl is far more annoying.

10. His Unelectable Name: Barack Hussein Obama, ’nuff said.

Person A: Barack Obama rocks!!!!!
Person B: Really? Where does he stand on fiscal policy and efficient market forces and anti-capitalist sentiment?
Person A: Um, hope and change?
by McCain '08 July 11, 2008
 
1.
The chocolate Jimmy Carter.
Barack Obama: It's hope-filled, idealistic speeches and inefficient action all over again!
by barackosama February 25, 2008
 
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The first half-white president.
I bet you only thought of Barack Obama as black, didn't you? Shame.
by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010
 
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A complete and utter idiot.
America had a one question test November 4th, A was John Mccain, B was Barack Obama. Sadly, America failed that test.
by NARPAS SWORD November 04, 2008
 
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A Socialist Left-Wing Politician whose sole reason for being elected was his skin color, and whose favorite past times include making innate promises he is not able to keep and spending millions of tax payers on ridiculous unneccesary things. Be warned the people who support this man are usually idotic, ignorant, liberal douchebags who have almost no knowledge of politics and will defend him to the death.
Do not oppose Barack Obama's slanted, socialist political beliefs and views or you WILL be branded a racist.
by xafirinsdex March 27, 2011
 
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A species, or at least considered a species, Who changes it's mind every few seconds in order to try and seem like he knows what is good for its surroundings. Its popularity is decreasing as we speak. It dwells behind lies and meaningless plans. I consider it to be a fucking pussy because it never agrees to any interviews not chaperoned by a liberal. They have no foreign policy, and the only way they can get people to see them blabber about how much they hate their "broken" country is if they hold 2 free concerts prior to the lecture and get everyone drunk for free.
Tim: Barack Obamas are an endangered species
Karl: nice man!
by the best man ever August 15, 2008
 
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First black President of the United States. Was elected primarily because he is a good speaker, regardless of the lack of merit of the ideas he proposed. Obama is fundamentally incompetent, but beloved by the majority of the black community for the simple fact that he is black. Interestingly enough, and against all Democratic Party ideals, Barack Obama is also a chain smoker. Go figure.

Obama is also believed by many to be the antichrist, though this author thinks that that suggestion lacks merit.
Obamacare, an exercise in socialism and ultimate futility, is an excellent example of Barack Obama's general incompetence.
by NAQ--the IQ July 28, 2010
 
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A brainless organism who thinks that he is made of money
"Some say a Barack Obama would make a good president of our country, and many would oppose, such as I"
by Shaydes November 04, 2011